The Humber Bridge

Q. If the earth is flat, why do top of the pylons of the Humber Bridge deviate in distance horizonally by 36mm?

A. The pylons were built vertically in relation to the earth. The pylons were built to be exactly the same height. The difference in horizontal distance at the top of the pylons is only a theoretical figure for what the difference should be if the earth were a globe.

No physical measurement of distance deviation was ever detected on this or any other bridge. Forum user "Niceguybut" once tried to champion the cause that there was a physical, detected difference on the Humber Bridge. Here were his results:

Niceguybut wrote:

"I once tried to champion this cause, and in the interests of getting a definitive answer, I emailed the Humber Bridge Authority to ask whether the figure was measured or purely theoretical. Here's the reply:

So there you have it, straight from the horse's bridgemaster's mouth. I'm man enough to admit I backed a wrong 'un, so can we let this one go now?"